Insticnt.
It's pretty much one of the best factors in making you do silly stuff, getting you into trouble, making you laugh, cry, eat, sleep, turn, crouch, trip, fall and more. Examples of instinct:
An Yee singing Wat-cha(What Shah?)
Shermaine saying SHUT UP
Samuel calling ppl fat
Samuel loving himself (Samuelism)
Wei Kiat dodging kicks
Gunmen having itchy trigger fingers
Mingrou responding to Danson
Vice Versa
Tian Le calling "Daddy"
Me f***ing up the whole way
Qian Wei having nightmares about bugs
Me having nightmares about teletubbies
Keith calling himself Hamster-human
Nigel adding an "ah" to everyone's name.... Almost every1 tho
Zhe Xuan spouting formulae that could everyone's gotten numb to
Yao Jie sticking pens on my seat and asking me to sit
Tom chasing Jerry
Jerry beating the crap out of Tom

Long list, isn't it?
Now, next...
I screwed up my persuasive presentation. My notes were wrongly put together. I had to do impromptu.

Infections

Infections are a doctors's best source of income. They can also be called epidemics (if they get worse). One such infection is that of laughing. When they say laughing is contagious, it is true. When they say wat chaing is not contagious, they're wrong. When they say smiles never brighten up someone else's day, it does for yourself. When they tell that swine flu joke over and oveeer again, it starts a short wildfire. When the bullying starts, it gets older. When Nazis rise up, they are bombarded. When someone eats a banana, it makes others want to as well.

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